JOE OPUS

Don’t judge me, a least not that much…..but you have the liberty to form opinions, whatever that puts food to your table or makes you sleep a happier human being. Not that it matters to me anyway, I am more of a liberated adult, what people do and why they do whatever they do don’t concern me that much. That doesn’t mean I wouldn’t seat down and listen to people`s insanities though, I find fun in listening and laughing at people`s troubles and self- inflicted stupidities. Please don’t judge me.
Well, today is Saturday the 21st of July, 2013, the time is 15 minutes to 3pm in the afternoon. I woke up clouded in a hangover with a temporal memory loss, a clear indication that last night “happened” to a large extent. It’s a weekend, so my to-do-list has three items on it; fun, fun and fun. Well, I have other things that I do which I don’t include on my list. For instance, I always make sure I fuck up the world every day; that’s the least I can do with every “reformist” and “holier than thou” human beings trying to make the world a better place to live in. I mean, there is a reason why there is good and bad; wait, is there any difference between these two? Or are they restrictions programmed into our heads since the time we are born? Well, don’t start giving me that morality monologue because it doesn’t work, I lost respect for decency for a good cause. Don’t judge me.
I am attracted to epic stuff, art, culture, sculptures and all that stuff. Start your sentence with Julius Caesar or Giovanni Bologna and I will listen despite how desperate your story telling techniques might be. Well, I listen to everything that sounds interesting and has the x factor, from Jazz by Hugh Laurie (the guy for house, who knew this guy could sing?), to classical by Enya to Jay z and the list is endless. I am the type that would defend cults and such, I just think it`s necessary we left people do whatever it is that they find fulfilling or makes their life more meaningful. Don’t judge me just yet, I don’t belong to any cult and I am a strong believer in the existence of a supernatural being who looks after us. Well, that’s a story for another day.
I find relationships disgusting, or at least I used to but of course there is always that one girl that clouds a man`s judgment. I am guilty for falling victim into this but don’t worry, I am under rehabilitation. Normally though, until we meet that one girl, the prerogative for guys like me is always to hit and don’t commit. Don’t judge, I treat women with respect and I also think objectifying women is a vice for the savages. I guess the question here is are you a savage or not? Well, that’s enough for today, its play o`clock over here. Don`t judge.